{"product_id":"ration-chemtrail","title":"Ration Chemtrail","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Chemtrail is a fairway driver designed to “hold the line,” following the course and angle upon which you release the disc, just like jets leave toxic, DNA-altering chemtrails in straight lines across the skies. As part of the Conspiracy Line of discs, this driver fills a very important slot in almost every player’s bag…one that would-be authoritarian leaders across the globe seek; that of complete control.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFlight rating: Speed 7, Glide 6, Turn -2, Fade 1\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Doomsday Discs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42648877006894,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/throwshop.us\/products\/ration-chemtrail","provider":"The Throw Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}